Monday, October 8, 2007

Monday Mortses!

A few selects to start your week off right... by encouraging you to gouge your eyeballs out of their sockets!

(Apprx $163, Topshop)
I mean... that's just... a lot of patent. Red patent, no less. No really... there should be less of this.



(Apprx $132, Topshop)
Ooh! The Chewbacca look = HUGE for Fall 07. Honestly, the only thing worse than real fur is horrendously cheap-looking acrylic fur. Can you even fathom how ratty this thing would look at like 4AM Sunday morning after a smoky pub crawl? Classy!



($51, Lip Service, Sourpussclothing.com)
Speaking of classy...




($26, Asos.com)
Oh, Sienna. What have you done?



(Adidas)
Mmm. Nothing says "sexy" like tight elastic bands squeezing the most universally flattering part of every woman's thighs! Add in some cargo pockets to highlight the sausage-casing effect, and it doesn't really get much sexier than this, ladies!