Thursday Quickies...

BOLLOX! Been SO damn busy! But not too busy to sweat these GORGEOUS blue patent pumps:

($395, Sergio Rossi, Footcandyshoes.com)

Gorgeous! Perfect height and amount of toe-pointiness!

($38.50, Delias)

I've been on a bit of a blue binge lately and drunk-shopped this last night. (Whoopsers!)

($29, Smith & Hawken)

Um, I really don't NEED a glass gourd. I don't even need a real gourd. But this is the kind of cute decorative thing I'd imagine people who are REALLY good at seasonal decorating would use to trick out their garden, and it sorta makes me wish I had a garden to the begin with. A garden that someone else tended to, of course.

And, in more un-fashionable news:

+ Guess the celebrity teeth! (Via Chicago JP.)

+ PUPPY AND KITTY TIME!
Scroll down for some more awesome animal situations (Barnapkins, via NYC's Eva)

Monday Mortses!

A few selects to start your week off right... by encouraging you to gouge your eyeballs out of their sockets!

(Apprx $163, Topshop)

I mean... that's just... a lot of patent. Red patent, no less. No really... there should be less of this.

(Apprx $132, Topshop)

Ooh! The Chewbacca look = HUGE for Fall 07. Honestly, the only thing worse than real fur is horrendously cheap-looking acrylic fur. Can you even fathom how ratty this thing would look at like 4AM Sunday morning after a smoky pub crawl? Classy!

($51, Lip Service, Sourpussclothing.com)
Speaking of classy...

($26, Asos.com)
Oh, Sienna. What have you done?

(Adidas)

Mmm. Nothing says "sexy" like tight elastic bands squeezing the most universally flattering part of every woman's thighs! Add in some cargo pockets to highlight the sausage-casing effect, and it doesn't really get much sexier than this, ladies!