Dudes, my friend Stv Slv (who designed the logo for my Totes Tamron jewelry biz, as well as lots of rock posters and other aesthetically pleasing works of art, and he's also half of The Hood Internet, which you should check out if you're interested in "music") submitted this hilarious design at Threadless.
Help get it born into a real, live, real-life tee-shirt -- go vote for it at Threadless, kay? I sure know I did.