

Sure, some of the patterns are pretty mom-esque, but if you avoid the tankinis like a UTI and stick with the classic sheath in something like a perennial polka dot, you’re golden. I myself might order this one in leopard.


These suits are clearly geared toward the fuller-chested ladies (though perhaps the shaped built-in cups might jack up your business if you weren't blessed with a chest). Therefore, you can imagine how elated I was to return home yesterday to find that this week’s cover of New York Magazine features one of my FAVE big-boobied starlets in such a suit.

Guess Arethra was busy.
Anyway.
At under $100 bucks, I hereby declare these whimsical, well-built suits a REAL SUMMER STEAL!
Grab a pack of dames and some flowery swim caps and go practice those synchronized routines!



PS: This is barely related, but I had to throw in due to its amazing, quizzical title... Uh... I smell WTF?