Separated At Birth: Project Runway's Christian & Shirley Feeney

Seriously, ever since this boring-as-watching-paint-dry season of Project Runway IV began, I've been fruitlessly trying to figure out who Christian "s'Fierssssse" Siriano reminded me of, and FINALLY, during tonight's not-unboring episode, it HIT me: girl looks like Cindy Williams of Laverne & Shirley fame. Remember that show? Man, when they both opened the doors on each other in the opening credits? That shit killed! And when they put their work gloves on the bottles of beer and then waved bye to them? The best! Remember -- Laverne was the one who wore the "L" on everything she owned (so you could remember that she was Laverne), and Shirley was the straight one. And the Type A one.

Just sayin'.

And look what we have here! The beginnings of a pinning-your-navel-to-your-spin model pose, against a couch covered in just-as-heinous faux fur! Looks like someone's been reading THE BINGE!

Jay McCarroll Blogs Project Runway 4!

ZOMG! Best "Proj"-er ever, Jay McCarroll, is blogging the new season of Project Runway. For the RECORD, I'm finding this season to be a snoozefest TOTALE! I say I won't watch it much this season, because that's like saying "I'm not gonna eat pasta that much this season." (And in the former statement, "much" will end up referring to every week. In the latter, it means any day ending in "Y.")

Anyway, I'm confident that Jay's OBVIOUSLY hilar posts will make the otherwise-humdrum season bearable. I'd pull out some stitch-inducing (har) quotes, but that'd basically be the entire fucking post. Seriously, you will weep. Perhaps now I can find it in my heart to get past the overly self-referrentialness that is PRS4 -- the fact that one of the contestants had written "Make It Work!" on the chalkboard of their living room!!!? HORRENDOUS! Ugh. And that batshit bonkers Bjork chick? Come ON! It's like she walked into a marketing firm and paid a team of "image managers" to create her pre-packaged TV persona. TERRIBLE. But anyway, Jay rules.

Check out Jay's guest blogging stint at Elle's Tell All Blog.

(Photo via NY Mag)

Knight Rider?

WHAT?????

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BRANDY FINDS LOVE WITH PROJECT RUNWAY STAR

R&B star and AMERICA'S GOT TALENT judge BRANDY has found love with PROJECT RUNWAY finalist MICHAEL KNIGHT.
The singer met Knight, who is an aspiring fashion designer, while she was promoting her reality series in his hometown of Atlanta, Georgia.
The couple hit it off after being introduced by an industry acquaintance.
The Los Angeles-based singer even flew to New York City and sat in the front row at Knight's recent New York Fashion Week show.
A source close to the singer says, "He's the perfect gentleman and has really won her affection."

WHAT? Michael is WAY too good for that alien-headed anorexic schemin' pre-Bobby-Whitney wannabe!!! Now Monica I could understand. There's a lady. But Brandy? Michael is reality tv royalty, and he just goes and SETTLES for that AGT has been? Boo. Auf with the both of you! Plus, I think I liked him better when I thought he was gay.