Here's what I bought in reality.
($64, Hayden Harnett)I've wanted this for months, and it's finally on sale (half off!) just in time for fall. Weee! Also, check out the rest of their sale items: sick!
($60, Urban Expressions, Shopsueyboutique.com)Um, this was an impulse buy. But it comes with free sunglasses! w00t!
($49, Comptoir Des Cotonniers, La Redoute)Good fall piece, good price, and it comes with some free weekender bag or something. (I'm such a sucker.)
($70, Jeffrey Campbell, Piecesofbklyn.com)I bought these but they ended up being sold out. Oh well, because a few months ago, I bought these...
($89, Steve Madden)I love these. But I've yet to receive them because they're pre-order. Hos.
...So, speaking of Steve Madden, check out some mortses from their new fall line:
($59, Steve Madden)

Per the description: These sneaker slides are a year round staple, sure to become a fast favorite in your casual rotation.
Per me: No.
($109, Steve Madden)These should stay in the early '90s, where even then, they sucked.
($149, Steve Madden)Are these even legal? I thought these were banned with foot binding. I can't decide if they're better or worse in yellow:

($109, Steve Madden)These I actually love. But whyyyyy so high? In typical Steve Madden fashion, their heels are always like 2 inches too too high. Oh well.