I Can Has Fugly S/S '08 Pantone-Themed Bag?

(Photo via Fashiontribes)

Earlier today we toldyallbout the extremely bland Pantone color palette forecast for S/S '08.

And LQQK! 'Lo and behold, we've found a boring bag that encompasses almost every boring color off the menu!

($52, ShopSueyBoutique.com)

Easy now, ladies! One at a time!

OMG I WANT: Designer Binges

Tuesday to-die-fors:

($625, Botkier, Bloomingdales.com)

Definitely no steal at that price, but the structuring makes this an absolute thing of beauty.

($395, D&G Dolce & Gabbana, eLuxury.com)

Love this textured cone heel! And the bright, bold gold makes this shoe sort of a happy high-class hooker heel! Loves!

($425, Giuseppe Zanotti, eLuxury.com)

Giuseppe Zanotti sorta reminds me of a more affordable Fendi. I absolutely love these stunners -- the curved mirror heel is amazorz.

($297, Candela NYC, Activeendeavors.com)

Yay! Back to affordable-ish reality. These are totally beautiful everyday fall boots.

($45, Shopintuition.com)

Yay! Beauts jeweled earrings, and totes affordable! They'd be perf not only with the aforeblogged boots, but also with this dress, which has been on my bingelist for weeks now:

($110, Humanoid, Oak)

Serious wants.

Mischa Barton Does A DIY Wonder Woman

(Photo via Osoblog.tv)

Um, was Mischa Barton on her way to audition for a remake of Wonder Woman? All she's missing is the boots. Or maybe she was en route to/from a stint moonlighting as a palm reader? I'm not even gonna get into the asymmetrical shawl -- does such a dire abomination really even merit discussion? And, Mischa -- your body is to die for. Your legs are practically longer than my entire person. But that's no excuse to wear a white mini!!! Or culottes. Or whatever the fuck is happening below your pupik. And probably even Hillary Clinton regrets headbands. And that was like, 1992. And that error occurred OUTSIDE the world of fashion. There's NO EXCUSE to make that same mistake 15 years later.


Ugh. Let's cleanse our palettes, shall we, with two gorgeous pieces I'd very much love to own:

($265, Salvador Sapena, Asos.com)
Absolutely stunning and sooo comfy-lookin'.

($55, Asos.com)

This also comes in my go-to grey, but the forest green is so rich and deliciously vintage. And the price? The price, she is a-nice!

More Things For To Buy

K, here's some stuff I want, all of it, of course, random:

($328, Juicy Couture, Saks Fifth Avenue)
So demure, yet it's also got a great Alice In Wonderland-meets-Betsey Johnson vibe.

($325, See By Chloe, Frankeys.com)

Do I love these, OR, are they too Bonnaroo circa 2003? They might be a wee bit TOO Joss Stone. Though they could look great with a fitted, tucked-in black long-sleeved shirt and MAYBE these shoes:

($66, Asos.com)
These would also look ruling with some black tights, paired with these...





($88, French Connection, Asos.com)
PERRRRfecto bag for fall, y'all!



($43, Argento Vivo, Bluefly)
Muy elegante, but the length makes 'em sorta not-boring, which is good.



($6, OPI, Goddess-within.com)

This season, I am DETERMINED to figure out how to wear midnight dark nail polishes without looking like the pop-goth chick from Evanesence. That it is all.

Free Swastika With Every Purchase Of A Handbag!

Awww! Cute '60s Mexicali boho print with the little bicycles and goats ... so Joni Mitchell circa the "Blue" album ... oh cute little flower pots... awww little green swastikas... wait... wah??? Yes, that's an actual bag sold (until recently) at Zara in the UK. Okay, okay, I KNOW all that ballyhoo about the swastika originally being a Sanskit symbol for good luck or whatever, but um, also, more recently, it was a symbol of HITLER and MASS GENOCIDE! So WTF is it doing on this Zara bag??? Who the fuck is Zara's buyer and how could you miss not one, not two, not even three... but FOUR FUCKING swastikas on a handbag????? Call me Jewish, but that's just bad business right there.