Oh. Hells. To. The. NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
($58, Shellys London, UrbanOutfitters.com)
($68, All Black, Barefootess.com)
Probably the best way to do snakeskin: light, neutral, understated.
($70, Dr. Scholl's, Piperlime)
Dr. Scholl's Boa is far less offensive than the perp.
($90, Sam Edelman, Piperlime)
Another example of snakeskin flats that don't look like the circus puked on your feet.
($465, Loeffler Randall, Intermix)
If you can, and if you must.