
“So, this is it...Zhõnggúo[1],“ I muttered, “home to one-fifth the world’s population. But where are all the people?”
Having retrieved our luggage (the few pieces we had), I exited the baggage claim area and wearily tottered my jet-lagged body into the reception area of welcoming wàbàn[2] representatives—university delegates from every province of China.
Deciphering my misspelled name that was indelibly markered on a 7-by-11-inch card, I introduced myself to a scrawny young man who was vigorously waving the sign head and shoulders over the crowd.

With the back of my hand, I wiped a hole clear on the steamed up window of the minibus and, pressing my forehead against the cool damp glass, I gawked fruitlessly into the mist of the night.
After a short ride into the city, we checked in at our destination—the Beijing Camaraderie Hotel—a leftover from the Fifties era and reminiscent of the Chinese hospitality that was extended to Soviet experts. The gargantuan structure, whose grounds sprawled over a half-million square feet, comprised fifteen hundred rooms of traditional Chinese ornateness.
Hardly awake on my feet, I turned down the purple silk bedspread and drifted off to deep slumber. At the peep of the day, I was pleasantly awakened by a mesmerizing hum, not of the espresso pot of days past but rather of the cicadas buzzing outside in the trees of the garden.
“Absolutely beautiful!” I breathed as I uncorked the shiny imperial-red thermos and poured out some steeping-hot water into a cup of loose-leaf tea.
Sitting patiently, I eyeballed the green leaves as they floated, one by one, to the bottom of the cups.
After breakfast, Xiao Lu[3] presented me to the other wàibàn officers from his institute, who kindly proposed to guide us around the city, a plan for which I was more than game.

“Ah, here they are!” I gasped. “It’ true! China is teaming with people!”
It was the mid-Eighties. Construction was raging everywhere. Instead of TV antennas striping the skyline, cranes sat perched on the roofs of countless unfinished high-rises and skyscrapers. Overshadowed by the massive heaps of glass and concrete, the traditional bijou of China’s yester years was hidden: unrefurbished homes graced with delicate wooden birdcages hanging outside walled-in courtyards.

We raced through the Summer Palace—a park trimmed with hills, rivers, pagodas, lakes, gates, bridges, and streams. At noon, we bent our steps to the Tian An Men Square district and zipped through a dozen of the nine thousand rooms of the Forbidden City.[4] We exited through the gateway below the famous veranda where, in 1949, Mao Ze Dong proclaimed “the ten-thousand-year reign of the People’s Communist Republic of China.”
We wrapped up the whirlwind of mini-lectures on China’s art, history, music, and culture by waiting our turn in a human chain that snaked for miles, just to catch a glimpse of the Republic’s founder, whose supposed body lay in a glass case inside the heavily armed mausoleum.

By the early Eighties, the average person in China had yet to set eyes on a western mug, which was readily described as a “dàbízi”; otherwise known as the ole’ “snazola.” I could not help but laugh through some of the mini-lectures throughout Beijing, when Chinese tourists nonchalantly posed as close to us as possible, trying not to be noticed, so as to snap a stealthy shot near a foreigner with a dàbízi.

[2] The Chinese term for ‘foreign affairs’.
[3] ‘Xiăo’—pronounced she-owl—is the Chinese title used when an older person addresses someone younger. ‘Lu’ is a surname.
[4] Otherwise known as the Palace Museum or Imperial Palace. The former residence of the emperor and present home of government offices, temples, and gardens.
Photos 1986 Beijing, Copyright Men's Fashion by Francesco.