They look so well made, and they're allegedly really comfz.
Here goes:

One of the best pairs of neutral heels I've seen in a montha Sundays, as "we" say in the "South." I might really truly rethink my no ankle straps personal policy.

Love the 1940s-esqueness!

Probably my fave of all. Like walking on sunshine! Weeee!

Swooooony McSwoooonerson!

Chie Mahara, are you trying to seduce me?

I'm yours! I love the selection here.

Oh, behave!

Unbelieveabley gorge.

A tiny bit whack, but also fairly rad.

I love twenty two shoes for similar reasons. Hand-made like woah.

The brown is beautiful too.

Totes sophisticado!

OMG. WANT WANT WANT WANT. And look at the pic of MJ -- nice, normal MJ! Not scary manorexic MJ!

Quite cute, and not unreasonably high for a wedge. And probably the most affordable item I've ever seen at Oak.

You only live once. Why not own a pair of ocelet pumps?... I guess...

Damn you, UO! Keep reeling me back in!
And now, here it is, folks, your moment of morts:

Um, exactly HOW did this get past the brainstorming phase and into development?